Pyseph's Carrd

Common Questions

How old are you? I'm 19!
When did you start programming? when I was 10.
How did you start? No idea, sorry. I'm self taught so I just did random things I found fun. I'm no teacher, so please don't ask me to coach you!


My Projects

• I am currently working full-time at Anime Vanguards as a systems architect, and overall backend engineer.
• My two most popular open-source projects are ClientCast and Packet Profiler.
• I had a personal project of 4 years, Gods' Domain, that did not release. To commemorate it, I uploaded a combined video of the games snippets.
• I have uploaded some of my coding showcases on my YouTube: a gerstner wave simulation for a 3D ocean on Roblox - which was very hard to optimize due to engine constraints - and a real-time audio reverb system for simulating echoes in closed environments.


About Me

• I like analyzing Three Days Rain's music. You can find my rambles on it here
• I love reading, especially cultivation webnovels! You can see my list of read, and what I'm currently reading, here.
• I also collect interesting quotes from the novels I've read here
• I chronically listen to Три Дня Дождя (Three Days Rain). Give it a listen!


My Links:

Currently Reading: None

Read Novels:

✨⭐️ Forty Millenniums of Cultivation (3269 chapters)
⭐ The Human Emperor (2428 chapters)
Monster Paradise (1935 chapters)
Suicide Boy (manga, also dropped around chapter 110)
Archen Eon Art (766 chapters)
My Disciples Are All Villains (1834 chapters)
The Earth is Online (240 chapters)
⭐ Reverend Insanity (2334 chapters)
Carefree Path of Dreams (1183 chapters)
Returning from the Immortal World (1418 chapters)
Lord Xue Ying (1384 chapters)
Swallowed Star (1486 chapters)
The Desolate Era (1450 chapters)
⭐ Magic Industry Empire (1283 chapters)
Coiling Dragon (806 chapters)
Paradise of Demonic Gods (1163 chapters)
Elite Mages' Academy (714 chapters)
The Wizard World (646 chapters)
A Wizard's Secret (1064 chapters)
⭐ Lord of the Mysteries (1394 chapters)
Release That Witch (1498 chapters)
I Might Be A Fake Cultivator (2398 chapters)
Library of Heaven's Path (2268 chapters)
Only I Level Up (243 chapters)

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Forty Millenniums of Cultivation

“Wan Zanghai was dead. He had been torn apart by the crew members who had been loyal to him and thrown into the engine furnace, fulfilling his dream of being the spark that pushed the civilization forward.”

“I think that the course of mankind in history is a similarly chaotic system that cannot be predicted or controlled, isn't it? Because a nail was broken, a horseshoe was destroyed; because a horseshoe was destroyed, a horse was crippled; because a horse was crippled, a king fell off; because a king fell off, a country was lost. Who knows whether or not the most insignificant ripple today will intensify into the most intense, surging tides in the near future?”

“He who gets in contact with vermilion will become red.”

“Whoever attracts the eyeballs controls the mind, whoever controls the mind manipulates the behavior, and whoever manipulates the behavior will have the entire world!”

“You can lead a cow to a river, but you cannot force it to drink water.”

“A fist must retreat deeply first in order to punch out heavily.”

After one's Cultivation, combat ability, wisdom, and power reached a certain level, they would indeed be 'lawless'. Whatever they did was not to be gauged by a certain partial and rigid law. Perhaps, exactly as Jin Tuyi had said in the past, only history was qualified to judge them.
Right now, no force, law, or moral can judge what I do because those things are exactly what I'm about to smash!Only history billions of years in the future can be the final judge for what I am doing today.

“Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.”

“Better to be broken as jade than to remain intact as bricks.”

“A fox may turn gray but never kind.”

“You are a smart person, but smart people tend to suffer from their own smartness. None of the people who are fooled think that they are fools.”

“Those who are one step ahead of their era are heroes. Two steps, geniuses. Three steps, lunatics. What about those who are a hundred steps ahead of their eras? Out-and-out fiends!”

“Fear will lead to misunderstanding, misunderstanding will lead to prejudice, prejudice will lead to conflict, and conflict will escalate to war.”

“The picture of ice is indescribable for an insect that only lives in summer.”

“However cold and long the dark night was, it could never stop the stars from glittering!”

“I will be going even if it is raining knives that day!”

“[…] However, you and I have swapped our roles. This is what we might call ‘every dog has its day'!”

“Water too far away cannot quench ones current thirst.”

“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.”

“He went for the wool and came home shorn.”

“Soldiers are the most realistic people in the world, because nothing in the world is colder than a war. Wars don't believe in tears and slogans. Wars don't believe in speeches and boiling blood. In a war, the most resolute fighting will is still going to be ripped apart by waving blades and burning bullets, and the most shrilling cheers will be drowned in the noises of the cannon fire.”

“The most brilliant lie is to make a hundred true statements, and swapping the sequences of two of them. The conclusion made might be the opposite of the truth.”

“You want to play chess? I’ll just knock over the board! Not only that, I will smash the chess pieces and the board into smithereens and build a new world on them!”

“It is better to be the head of a hen, than a tail of a phoenix.”

“A lean camel is still bigger than a horse.”

“One can live without dignity, but one cannot live without food.”

“He who has a mind to beat his dog will easily find a stick!”

“If I want to shout, my weapons shall be my voice; if I have tears, my enemies shall shed them for me!”

“To hide a tree, the best place would be a forest.”

“When the water is too clear, there will be no fish living in it.”

“If you can't make peace, then just run. If you can't lose them by running, then stall. If you can't halt by stalling, then you can always just die~!”

The Human Emperor

“A bird in my hand is better than two in the bushes.”

“If the skin is no more, the fur will have nothing to attach to.”

“Truly, old ginger is spicier than new!”

“Speak of Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrives.”

“The path of the sovereign must place the common people above oneself. To harm the common people to esteem oneself is to cut off one’s limbs to feed the stomach. The stomach is full, but the body is dead.”

“Soldiers were trained for a thousand days to be used in a single moment.”

“Truly, there is no such thing as an oil-conserving lamp!”

“Honey in mouth, sword in belly.”

“Better be a dog in peace than a man in a world of chaos!”

“No matter how short a mountain is, an immortal residing there will bring it fame. No matter how shallow a pool, a dragon within it will imbue it with spirit.”

“A cicada would sense the coming of autumn before the first breeze, and a single falling leaf would portend the fall of others.”

“Once bitten by a snake, one would be afraid of even rope for ten years.”

“Use the heart to control the mind, the mind to control the body, and the body to control space.”

“Mental illnesses had to be treated with mental cures.”

“Winds would herald a coming storm.”

“An upright man is not afraid that their shadow might be crooked.”

“The fox exploits the tiger’s might! The fox borrows the might of the tiger to gain the respect of all the other beasts, but a tiger is still a tiger while a fox is still a fox. If the tiger leaves the mountain one day but the fox still demands tribute from the beasts, is this the will of the tiger or the will of the fox?”

“The friendship of mean men is like sweet wine, that of gentlemen like tasteless water.”

“If the world could create a man, there should be little to doubt that it could change him, too.”

Monster Paradise

“This fellow was an utter racist.”

“Since the skeleton beast really could not recall what happened, it did not bother with wasting its already limited brain cells.”

”What on earth did he do for Stitch to scream so miserably?”
“Did he shove something up Stitch’s anus?”
“Does Stitch even have an anus?!”


“Heavy is the head that wears the crown.”

“Before Lin Huang's attack could even touch his opponent however, Lin Huang was sliced in half vertically from the head down. His opponent, being of an obsessive-compulsive nature, had cut him into two perfect halves.”

“800 pounds… Did you eat the weighing machine when you grew up!?!”

My Disciples Are All Villains

“In my hometown, there's a kind of plant called the Beckoning Fragrance. It blooms during the day and dies at night. You can smell it in the morning, but by dusk, it would wither… Sometimes, I wonder, since we know that it will surely die, why do we still take care of the plants?”

Reverend Insanity

“From today, I will walk on the path of supremacy!
Sweep the earth and laugh at the world.
Tread the green mountains; step on the blue seas; bind the blue dragon; assault the sky!
Bath in difficulties and sharpen the demonic soul; lift the flag and sing in triumph; defy heaven, defy fate, defy the universe!”


“Man proposes, and heaven disposes.”

“Man, no matter which world they live in, all lives to conquer; conquer the enemy, conquer themselves...”

“I like the footless bird, do you know why? Because it has no legs, only wings, thus it has no choice but to fly. When it lands, that signifies its destruction.”

“Not wanting to be trampled on, there are two ways. One is to become strong, strong until no one dares to step on you. Another is to turn into dog shit, something no one would want to step on.”

“In this life I hope to become the real moon, rising above the mountains and heavens, toying with the clouds and seas, following the ancient times and walk in the darkness above the various heavens.”

Lord Of The Mysteries

“I won't lose too much, just myself. There are always some things that are more important than others.”

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